I’ve written before about my love of a good “to-do” list.
I love them. I make them constantly and nothing pleases me more than drawing an aggressive and satisfied line …
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HOW do you work with teenagers?
I get asked this quite a bit.
My answer?
Very easily actually.
Because ‘teenagers’ are wicked.
They have …
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Don’t. Just Don’t.
I’ve written about this before but it seems that it’s like non-parents parking in mother and baby spots, or people feeling the need to comment on how …
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What makes you smile Mammy?
“My children’s arms around my neck… spending time with my family… seeing my children’s faces when… hearing my children’s voices…cuddles with my babies…”
Yadda yadda …
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So it’s time to get back in our groove and return normality and reality with everyone back to School, Childcare, activities and work.
I don’t know how you other Mammies …
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“Your Mammy doesn’t work.” or “Your Mammy doesn’t have a real job”
I remember hearing this a few times as a child and as a teenager. I remember not thinking …
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Although it is many moons ago, Mammy remembers getting her Leaving Cert Results.
Mammy was certain that the contents of the little brown envelope were going to change her life. …
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A few summers ago, we went to Redcastle for a day out.
Reminiscing enroute about the famous “big yellow slide” of our childhoods, we knew it was no longer there. …
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Yesterday, we were exploring our beautiful county, as we love to do.
We were on beaches, we found the Boardwalk, we drove off the main roads and over mountains. …
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“We won’t get much longer dressing them in matching outfits” says Me to He as we walked along the promenade in Salou. We were on the last night of our …
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What is Legacy?
It’s a word we usually retain for after someone has departed for the Big City in the Sky, (or wherever you believe we go after this life.)
My journey through the jungle of Mammyhood so far has many things. I am always learning and yet it feels like I never learn!
Regardless of how you become a …
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Exam season is upon us again.
It seems to come around faster and faster each year, doesn’t it?
If your little darlings are about to do their Junior or Leaving …
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Summer!
It’s finally here and in fairness, apart from the odd dodgy day, it’s already shaping up to be a cracker.
And now that Mammy and Daddy are done with …
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Once upon a time, in a damp and draughty classroom, Mammy here remembers putting a question to the loveliful and unfortunate lady charged with the torture of teaching her Mathematicalisms.
Last night, we attended The Ball of Balls in the beautiful Harvey’s Point in Donegal Town.
This innovative and brave event was created by a group of friends, born from …
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“Did you have a nice day at school?” yeah “Any news for me?” No “What did you learn today?” Nuthin “Did you learn anything new today?” Nope. “How are your …
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Where do you find the time?”
“How can you be bothered?”
“It can’t be worth that much work?”
Musicals.
I’ve been on stage my whole life, first as an Irish …
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You are now approaching Baby Brain Station
Imagine a train network. (Yeah I know that this is an alien concept to us up here in Donegal, but hey!)
Your brain …
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Have you ever felt like you’ve let your kids down or made a mess of things?
Have you ever felt like a failure because you didn’t reach your own expectations …
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Read the extract from 1950 Home Economics Book below.
Here is what it should say:
Have Dinner Ready
Plan ahead, even the night before, to have some sort of …
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Mammy loves the Babywipes.
Every parent loves the Babywipes, don’t they?
We really should thank the inventor of the Babywipes.
Apparently, the first Babywipe was invented in the 1950s and …
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“I don’t doooooo Facebook.”
“I don’t doooooooooo Instagram.”
“I don’t doooooooo social media.”
Do I have a problem with any of these statements?
Of …
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“I’m not your best fwend Mammy. I’m Emily’s best fwend”…
And there it was. In one simple sentence, I’d been categorically dumped by my one of my daughters… AGAIN. I’ve …
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Homework…
As a teacher, I can never discredit the importance of homework. It compliments learning and encourages independent study and learning.
I do however have a strange attitude to homework, …
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I’ve written about this before but it seems that it’s like non parents parking in mother and baby spots or people feeling the need to comment on how your baby …
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Being a Mum generally means that “you will never be lonely again”, but in reality, it is often the loneliest place in the world.
I’ve spoken before about how social …
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Happy New Year Lovely People.
I’m not one for New Year’s Resolutions. If you follow me, you’ll know that I hate the ‘New Year, New You’ rhetoric. I hate the …
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Before the onslaught of New Year, New You Bullshit starts, let me remind you of a few things…
Yes, January 1st is an obviously good starting point for new beginnings …
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‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land,
The magic was starting and all was in hand.
The trees were lit up and the turkeys were prepped,
The …
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Mammy is offended…
Given that everyone is now allowed and encouraged to be offended by absolutely everything, I’ve decided to crack down on the lyrics of other Christmas songs which, …
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Christmas.
I LOVE it! I love everything about it. I love the sparkle, the sounds, the smells, the smiles. I love the kindness. I love how it brings out the …
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Mammy spends much time planning the weekly eating.
Not because Mammy is a super organised Mammy. More because Mammy loves food so much that Mammy likes to know what is …
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“Hello my two minions. How are we at 5.30pm on this Friday evening after a full week of school and routine and mayhem?
“Shall we go to town and watch …
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Listen up Mamma Bears.
Can we introduce a new law?
Let us call it the Potty Parent law…
And let us apply it to all public toilets from this moment …
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The recent pregnancy announcement of one of the pretty Princess People in London has caused quite a stir, not only because everyone loves a royal Baby as much as a …
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Most days we all see something silly or shocking on our roads.
Maybe it’s a close call. Maybe it’s a near miss. Maybe it’s someone speeding…
And usually, we tut, …
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Keira Knightley this week broke the interweb with her announcement that she has banned her three-year-old daughter Edie from watching The Little Mermaid and Cinderella.
She feels that they teach her …
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It’s been a bit of a whirlwind for Mammy this week.
Friday was amazing and I am over the moon that my wee blog won the Boots Maternity & Infant …
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Why are we so determined to make sure our little darlings never know what it’s like to fail?
Why do we expect everyone to be a high flying “success” at …
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Mammy was chancing her arm last night and going with the flow…or maybe making a HUGE mistake?
Mammy has been aware recently of some tuts and raised eyebrows recently about …
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Rejoice! Rejoice!
It is the first weekend after a FULL week of school and work and routine. And we have all survived. (albeit just about, but survive we have.)
We …
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When a 6 year old asks a question, sometimes, it makes us think. We begin by explaining it to her in the simplest terms possible, and in doing so, sometimes …
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Next week, our Princess, like so many other Wobblers, will be taking her first steps into the big bad world without Mammy or Daddy.
Now starting Pre-school is not quite …
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Mammy is super-organised…
Mammy has started her Christmas Shopping.
Mammy has started thinking about next year’s summer holidays.
Mammy has started making plans for 2 or 3 significant birthdays in …
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It’s August; which if you believe the Interweb and the Instafluencers, means it’s practically January already.
So apparently it’s time for Happy New Year already?
Eh. No.
Ok, I will …
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“She had a good nappy.”
My childhood was spent listening to my Beloved Granny saying this line to my Mum or aunties when they came to collect babies or toddlers from her care.
I …
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Sanctimammy
Noun – A Mammy who believes that her way of parenting is the correct and proper way; judging and dismissing other Mums who do not parent as she parents.
Packing for holidays is something I’ve always been good at; enjoyed even. I am the Queen of packing light, usually packing for both of us in one case. I’ve been …
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This column was harder to write than I had anticipated. Why? Because no matter what angle I approached it from, I found myself anticipating the negative comments from other people.