I love to dance. I’ve been dancing since I could walk. I’ve danced on stages and I’ve even choreographed a few shows.
My favourite dance since becoming a Mammy, is …
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This column was harder to write than I had anticipated.
Why?
Because no matter what angle I approached it from, I found myself anticipating the negative comments from other people.
You’re expecting your first little minion. Congratulations lovely.
I hope you’re feeling great and that Bump is behaving. I’m sure that no matter how far on you are right now, …
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What are the best things about being a Mammy?
I know that I usually discuss the trials and troubles of parenthood.
Why is that?
Why do I (and other …
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In a week in which our news feeds and minds were filled with tragedy, both at home and overseas, many of us are more emotional than usual. Well, I certainly …
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Right. Let’s get it said…
#fishfingers
This week caused thousands of Mammies in the UK and Ireland to post images of fishfingers and wine or gin, accompanied with defiant and …
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Summer Holidays are fast approaching…YAY!
And so the parenting forums are full of questions about the best places to holiday, the essentials list of packing for a family, tips and …
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Lice.
Dirty rotten little buggers.
How many of you are scratching your head already?
Even thinking about them has me ripping the skin off my scalp. We got the …
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This week on the blog, I ran a series called “I am some things the Baby Books forgot to mention” Mum.
Read them here www.facebook.com/the.s.mum
One of the biggest changes new …
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The Hospital Bag.
The one thing that is a complete nightmare for first time expectant Mums…and every expectant Mum regardless of how many times they’ve packed one!
By …
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Happy Easter Ladybelles!
For many of us, Easter is a time for family holidays or visiting relatives. This week, we drove from Letterkenny to Skibbereen in Cork.
We all …
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“One word from me, and they do what they want.”
I’ve often heard my own Daddy say this, but I never really understood it until I had my own minions. …
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Magazine and Slabberloid Headlines last week were announcing the arrival of a Baby boy for Cheryl and Liam. How lovely.
The “news” was quick to inform us that Cheryl had …
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It’s Mother’s Day.
You know the day when you got to lie on in your bed, where you slept soundly until you were awoken by your already bathed, dressed and …
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1. Deciding that of course I can wear heels to Mammy:
“I used to wear heels all the time” says inner BC-Mammy. (BC=Before Children). “Of course I should still be able to …
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My Darling Mini-Me..
You stopped me in my tracks this morning. I walked past your bedroom door. You were standing in front of your mirror, brushing your hair, with your …
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To say that parenthood is an emotional roller coaster is a HUGE understatement.
It’s like someone has put every emotion you could possibly feel into a bottle, topped it up …
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In 2004, I took my little brother and sister to audition for the Letterkenny Musical Society’s ‘Sound of Music’. Both got parts as 2 of the 7 kids, and somehow, …
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Phases and Stages.
Oh how we Mammies LOVE our milestones.
Smiling, drooling, teething, creeping, rolling over, sleeping all night, crawling, standing, first words, first steps etc, etc, etc. We love …
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What do you want for Valentine’s Day?
A card? Flowers? Heart-shaped chocolates in a heart shaped box? Champers?
Well. I’m not really a Valentine’s fan.
Honestly, it’s just …
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After my recent article on loneliness, I had more than a few Mums contact me. Some simply said they enjoyed the piece. Some admitted to being lonely in a busy …
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This weekend, Thoroughly Modern Mammy is Thoroughly Feeling Old.
Yesterday, my baby sister turned 18.
The BABY of the family is now an adult. I’m not sure WHY her birthday …
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Bringing Baby home is exciting and frightening in equal measure.
Things I wish someone had told me:
1) There’s no place like home.
Going home is …
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From the second your child is put into your arms, whether at birth or adoption, you are a Mamma. You are no longer JUST you.
From now on, you’re a …
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It’s the last day of the school holidays. How are you spending it? If you’re like me, you’re probably wondering where the hell the uniforms are and how you’re going …
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New Year, New You?
Rubbish.
You’re already FABLIS just as you are.
We don’t NEED to change things, or buy products or fads, or start things just because it’s …
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Christmas.
It’s finally here. The big one. What we’ve been working towards. The performance. The show.
Christmas is like putting together a musical: you decide on the show, get …
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I just spent half an hour reading articles and blogs on “How to Survive Christmas” and “Top tips for Mums at Christmas”… and ooooooh how I giggled.
It’s true …
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“Your eye is the one absolutely beautiful thing. I want to fill it with color and ducks, the zoo of the new.”
As an English teacher, I find that some …
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Don’t you just love to have Bubble Baths?
Every so often, I leave The Him to deal with the baby monitor, disappear into the bathroom, (remove all the toys from …
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Life is one big learning curve.
Motherhood is the biggest one of all.
Actually, it’s more a “Learning Circle” than a curve really isn’t it? Because a curve has an …
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Want to know the Secrets of S-Mum?
Well.
The secret is…
THERE IS NO SECRET! There IS NO MAGIC PILL that turns you into a Practically Perfect in Every way …
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